I have often said that life, relationships, business, religion and politics are really quite simple.

The problems start when you add humans into the mix, they tend to make everything so complicated.

This week the results of the Euro Elections in the UK were announced.

The votes cast in the different parts of the UK expressed the different viewpoints held by the 4 Nations.

Just as with the Brexit Referendum in June 2016 two nations voted in favour of the EU, two voted to reject the European Union.

In a normal political union of four nations, this should not present a problem.

A negotiated settlement in good faith could solve any issues easily and without much fuss.

The problem with the British Union is that it isn’t a union at all, it is an occupation by one larger nation over 3 smaller nations.

Domination, not cooperation is the way of the British Union.

The Brexit conundrum has baffled the politicians in the imperial parliament in England for the past 3 years.

The Backstop, Borders,Trade Deals, Customs points, Tariffs, International Treaties, FOM have all dogged the politicians.

These ‘problems’ are all self-inflicted by the Anglo-Brits who believe themselves to be a breed apart and superior to all other nations and races in their own union, in the Europe Union and beyond.

It has been this same ridiculous false superiority complex and exceptionalism that has brought about Brexit in the first place.

A belief amongst the Little Englanders that everything in their pretend world is the best and cannot ever be improved, except by The Mother of Parliaments dominated of course by English MPs.

Johnny Foreigner and their citizens arriving in England’s green and pleasant land from EU are destroying the very fabric of its perfection.

That in the EU the Anglo-Brits should somehow be treated differently just as they treat themselves differently in the British Union.

The normal rules should not apply to them, they are different, they are superior.

FOM should only apply to those wanting to come to England.

The Anglo-Brits with their blue passports should, of course, be allowed unfettered access into the 27 EU countries.

No need for Borders or Customs for UK goods into EU.

The UK should not pay any monies or duties into the EU pot.

The EU should just be grateful that the superior Anglo-Brits are willing to trade with the Europeans.

The UK should be allowed to set its own tariffs on goods and services but the EU cannot reciprocate and just abide by rates set by Westminster.

This to the average Brexiteer/Anglo-Brit is a reasonable position.

In the British Union 3 out of the 4 Nations get a block grant each year, the amount of money is decided by the English Parliament.

All the taxes, duty and revenues raised in the 3 Celtic countries are taken in their entirety to London.

The 3 are only allowed to spend a specific sum of money and only on priorities and projects that the English majority have deemed as within the competence of the Celtic Parliaments and Assemblies.

The majority English retain a veto and the votes for anything that they choose.

They can also close all the Parliaments at their will.

The Devolved administrations are not all allowed to borrow money, except Scotland which has strict limits on the amount and what the money can be borrowed for.

England itself has no block grant, no restrictions and can spend or borrow as much as it wants and spend on whatever it wants.

England is able to use the assets of the three Celtic Nations as collateral against any borrowings without any agreement from the three.

Simplifying it, England is the imperial power and the three Celtic Nations are colonies of England.

Anyone that attempts to deny this is either a fool, a liar or a collaborator.

In the European Union there are inter-government discussions on the budget and then each nation pays money into a central pot.

The European Union does not collect all taxes and revenues  from all the countries then unilaterally decide which nations gets how much or how little of their own money back.

The priorities of the 27 nations are mutually decided and implemented.

No single country is able to dominate the others or impose its will upon the others.

Each country in the EU has a say, a vote and a veto.

In the British Union only England has a veto and can outvote the other three every time, and very often it does exactly that.

You would struggle to ever point to a policy or course of action that has been forced upon England by one or all of the Celtic Nations.

This blog would go to pages and pages to rhyme off the things forced upon the Celts by the Anglo-Brits over the centuries.

Illegal Wars, famines, ethnic cleansing, Dutch and German Monarchs, WMD, Brexit being one of the latest in a long, long list of Anglo-British impositions.

Unable to just bully the EU 27 into accepting their will on Brexit the English Parliament needs to become creative.

The problems of Brexit are easily solved if only the clowns at Westminster would remove their heads from their own arses for a moment.

There is a quick and simple solution that could be in place before the October deadline.

They keep saying Brexit must be implemented because the people have democratically chosen that option.

That is only true of the English and Welsh electorate.

Scotland and Northern Ireland’s voters have twice emphatically rejected that notion.

Here is your solution England, let both Scotland and Northern Ireland remain in the SM & CU.

Tomorrow you could enact legislation to implement this option.

You can also offer FFA (Full Fiscal Authority) for both these parts of the UK.

The EU Borders for England then become The English Channel and a 90 mile stretch along the Anglo Scottish Border using the River Tweed.

Unlike the British Border on the island of Ireland, this presents no difficulties with international treaties or threats of violence.

Indeed, it is likely the Scottish Government and people of Scotland would appreciate having a recognised border in place.

This means no backstop issue, no breaking of the GFA no blackmail or threats from DUP.

You can also keep your £1billion bribe and add that too all the other money you will save.

No subsidising the EU, nor the Scots or the Irish, England will be awash with cash.

You have been telling us Scotland costs the poor English taxpayer £9 billion pa this would stop as of the next financial year after implementation.

You could add this amount to the £350 million per week you plan to give the English NHS. 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Scotland takes that burden of the oil and gas in the North Sea off of your broad shoulders and deals with this volatile unprofitable natural resource for itself.

Scotland then collects all its own taxes, duty, VAT and can pay an agreed sum for ‘Imperial Services’ each year, this way you need not ever borrow on our behalf again.

Scotland reopens it’s ports at Rosyth and Greenock and uses these as a gateway to EU and the rest of the world.

This has many benefits for all the nations of the UK, it is also good for the environment.

Scottish and Northern Irish exports continue uninterrupted and pollution and congestion is reduced around the English Channel ports.

This very simple solution to a complex problem can be implemented immediately.

You will no longer have Euro sceptics destroying the Tory and Labour Parties.

The Brexit Party and Farage will have no axe to grind, no Johnny Foreigners, Jocks or Paddies leeching off of the very generous English tax payers.

I just cannot think of a single reason the London Imperial Parliament wouldn’t grasp this offer.

This plan is so obvious a solution to your dilemma that I cannot understand why you have not already brought this forward.

Unless there is something you have omitted to tell us.