Towards the end of WWII Adolf Hitler and the most fanatical Nazis had encamped themselves in his famous underground lair the Führerbunker.
The Führerbunker was an air raid shelter located near the Reich Chancellery in Berlin.
It was part of a subterranean bunker complex that had been constructed before the war.
Those in the bunker included Dr Josef Goebells the Nazi propaganda guru and those that still believed in ‘final victory.’
Adolf was ordering non-existent armies into battle and amongst his assembled throng there were many that believed he would produce some miracle, a stroke of genius that would halt the accursed Russians in the east and bring the western allies on to the side of Germany to finally defeat the Bolshevik menace.
Meanwhile above ground the fanatical Nazis were still terrorizing the populace and were summarily executing anyone they thought was a defeatist, disloyal, didn’t look Ayrian enough or just plain annoyed them.
They were also adopting a scorched-earth policy to destroy everything and to leave the Germans that survived the war with nothing, it was they that had to be punished for the failings of the Nazi Party.
When the final battle for Berlin took place the outcome was as expected by all reasonable observers , the Nazis were crushed.
It was fought over four days, from 16th April until 19 April 1945. Close to one million Soviet soldiers and more than 20,000 tanks and artillery pieces were in action to break through the “Gates to Berlin” which was defended by about 100,000 German soldiers and 1,200 tanks and guns.
On the night of 15th April Marshal Zhukov gave his commanders the signal to begin the bombardment the following day that signaled the end of the Nazi regime and their dream of a 1000 year Reich.
Right up until the Russians planted the Red Flag atop the Chancellery many we’re still telling the German people and the world that final victory for National Socialism was in sight.
The rest as they say is history.
This brings me nicely along to Theresa May and the Brexiteers in the No10 bunker.
They too are fanatics and believe in final victory against the Bolsheviks of the EU, the Johnny Foreigner menace that must be crushed so that Empire2.0 Britannia can last for a thousand years of Little Englander exceptionalism.
Like the Nazis in 1945 our leaders in London in 2018 are totally delusional and are waiting on some miracle to occur that will save them from certain destruction.
As with Germany in 1945, today the Little Englanders are heavily outnumbered 27-1 to be precise, the opposition lined against them have all the weaponry in their armory, the high ground, mastery of the skies and seas metaphorically speaking.
Big Tessa and her motley crew are still spewing out nonsense that the future will be one of Britannia supremacy and world domination of trade.
She even has her very own propaganda doctor, Dr Liam Fox who daily spews out more shit than the London sewage works.
He talks complete and utter bollocks trying to con the people into believing their is a sunny upland around the corner just as soon as we jettison the EU and Johnny Foreigner.
In July last year on BBC R4 he came out with this little beauty.
He said a post-Brexit free trade deal with the EU should be the “easiest in human history”, but insisted that the UK could survive without one.
The reality is that there was more likelihood of a German victory in 1945 than there is of the UK being better off in any way at anytime in the next one hundred years post Brexit.
Outwith the bunker we have the Tory fanatics doing their worst, laying waste to anything that resembles the post war settlement and the Welfare State.
The English NHS is virtually gone, prisons are being sold off to the private sector, the police ambulance and fire brigades are next.
The Blood bank in England is now a profit centre owned by the Chinese, Power and Water companies are all in the hands of foreign countries, likewise most of our rail companies are now in the hands of foreign operators.
The UN have begun another investigation into the UK Gov trampling of human rights of those in poverty brought on by Tory austerity ideology.
The Government has already been criticised by the United Nations for failing to uphold the rights of disabled people in the UK. through a string of austerity policies.
Despite all of this the people of England, who in effect choose our government are still in favour of a Tory led Westminster.
We in Scotland have been rejecting Tory Governments since 1955, we voted 62% in favour of remaining in the EU.
The recent and surprising mini-revival of Tory fortunes north of the border has become somewhat tainted by the revelations around #darkmoney.
It seems possible that not only was the Brexit vote won by foul and illegal means a lot of questions now surround the last General Election and possibly other plebiscites and elections require further investigation too.
Taking all this into account I would counsel you all not to despair at the constant smears, accusations, downright lies and distortions that abound.
What you read and hear is the sound of Unionist fear and foreboding they know that the end of the British Union is nigh.
Scotland does have a solution it is a very simple one all we Scots new and old need to do is use the X in the box and restore Scotland as an Independent nation.
We just need our Commander in Chief to tell us when to start the final bombardment and we can end 311 years of the British Union.
Nicola far be it from me to suggest anything to a brilliant politician and leader like your good self, however Conference in October sounds an ideal time to me for you to inform your commanders, the date and your ground troops will do the rest.
Saor Alba gu Brath.